it wasn't lemon gatorade
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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