Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
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I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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