my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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