yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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