Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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