I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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