there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Randomize
