Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
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just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
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I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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