Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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