It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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