i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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