i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
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Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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