love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
