I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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