S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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