So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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