Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
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I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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