he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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