Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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