I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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