Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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