Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
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she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.