fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.