what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just cut my nipple shaving
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
You did what with his pubic hair?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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