i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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