My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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