Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I think pants incapable of making pants work
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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