at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Pooping to opera.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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