I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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