did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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