Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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