u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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