normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she looked like the before picture.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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