you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
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I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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