Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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