I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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