So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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