Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
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The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
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Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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