problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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