So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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