I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
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I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
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I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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