bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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