Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
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I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
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Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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