i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
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Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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