Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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