Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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