it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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