she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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