The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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