A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
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The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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