I can tuck mytits in my pants
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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