im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
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SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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