So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
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Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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