Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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