So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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