Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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